31 Aug 2012

Freaky Friday


Two posts in a day, within an hour. Something is obviously wrong.  EDIT things are extremely weird. And yes I´m still in my room, so no rule breaking over here. So this Friday has been, well like out of some stupid B-class movie.  Firstly some background information: I saw a cool shirt in Berlin this year, my friend liked it too so we both bought it. (Okay that was uninteresting) Today I then decided to wear it for the first time in school, and as you are already guessing, she had also picked that same shirt. I walked into my German-class and started laughing like hell when I saw her, to make it even better; we both had black jeans and similar necklaces. It all felt like was back in Primary school where this would have been super cool.

 At lunch break I discovered that I had got a special text message, saying “I have taken care of it all. No need to be concerned of trees”. WTF was my first thought.  So I was now getting messages that were meant for my dad´s phone. So the long and the short of it; mine phone had totally flipped out.  I have a theory; my phone was having identity crisis, whether to be a girl or a man. It must be a harsh life, but that doesn´t give my mobile a right to delete all my old messages. What will I now do, if the only way to avoid an awkward moment is by pretending to be busy, by the help of my mobile? Well the weird things didn´t end here.

 When I stepped out of the subway to the crowded platform, together with a numerous amount of people, I suddenly felt that somebody grabbed my hand. I looked up and it was some tall guy. You should have seen his face when he saw who I really was. He just whispered that he thought I was his girlfriend. The only problem is that didn´t see no other girl, I guess he lost his GF L

So now I´m still sitting on my ass and feeling like a huge Nolifer. My neighbors opposite to my building are having a party on the balcony. Before I understood to close the curtains, the party-people had straight sight to my room, and they weren´t afraid to use that opportunity. I must have been an amusing experience to look at; me with my huge headphones on, my dad’s old pajamas on me and in my hand, a glass of coke filled with 105 sugar cubes.

PS. I’m done with all this.  NOW I will go out with my dogs and pretend to be socially active.

What are you hiding underneath your shades?










Flo Rida, Pitbull, Chris Brown and the Finnish mega hyper star Cheekless aren´t the only ones that seem to have discovered the power of wearing sunglasses. It seems to be some kind of a trademark for rappers.  (I also like wearing them to be able to stare at people without anyone noticing. Does that make me a me a stalker?) But seriously, there is going on some kind of conspiracy. Look at how freaking similar all these shades are...
I even did some research.
“In today’s celebrity obsessed culture, stars wear their sunglasses like a badge of honor. In the hip hop community, especially, sunglasses are a requirement to complete the rapper’s look.”- Jennifer Bello, www.sunglassesavenue.com
No, no and NO. Dear Bello, the master of analyzing everything, I´m not convinced.  I bet this has a deeper meaning; it´s obvious that the rappers have found the source of producing an endless amount of energy, out of the light coming out of their golden mines...  Okay, I should go out and take a pause from the wonderful world of Internet. Yep I almost had you there. Today I´m only leaving my room for eating.  And maybe in case of fire..
 
 

29 Aug 2012

Boring Valley Calling!



Wednesday, the day when you want Friday to be closer. I was back in school, which was of course a huge relief for all the students who had been holding their breaths. Nothing cool happened, except that we celebrated my friend´s eighteenth birthday over a burger, in a actual restaurant (not in McDonald´s). Everything else was kind of filled with boring moments. I lended two books from the library and found out that a novel (Mice of Men) that I had lended earlier, which my lovely two dogs had for a snack, will cost me over 40 euros, when the original price is 10 euros in the book stores. Well I hope that you already quitted reading this shit and started using your time for something more.... Hmm.... INTRESTING AND INFORMATIVE

Yours, til death food do us apart..

28 Aug 2012

Home All Day and Having Great Ideas


Having all this snot sucked up in my head I feel quite high. I´m not even sure why my fingers are producing a text, when, I obviously have nothing smart to say (not that I ever really have). But as I have promised myself to try to write often, I will tell you a story: Namely I have decided that next year I will change into a babysitter, a jack-of-all-trades and foreign slave to some lucky family.
I will become an Au pair, to be more precise. There is though a few problems to tackle: one, I´m not sure if I will even graduate from High School, taking my motivation into consideration two: I have never really taken care of a child, not even my lovely little brother (Yes I´m a terrible sister), three; the families seems to be searching for a perfect human being . Here is a terrific example taken from Aupair-world.com:

-You MUST be friendly, enthusiastic, trustworthy, full of initiative,
love spending time with kids, and will have lots of ideas of how to entertain the girls
- You will need to be happy, positive, energetic and patient!                                                     
- You need to be able to cook good healthy meals
- You need to speak and write good English

- You will need to help with the laundry and ironing as well as light
household chores - for example to tidy up after playtime - we have a
cleaner once a week

- You need to work approx. 40 hours a week plus one night of babysitting
and will need to be flexible in the school holidays..............

 Are they fucking kidding me (excuse me for my language)? For an example who can require a person to be HAPPY? You know I would love to know, where that button of choosing to be flawless is located on my body. Show me somebody who actually meets all the requirements and will give up eating and begin my stripping-carrier in a church. Okay if you are hiding Frankenstein the second, feel free to keep her locked in the basement.

So now someone might ask me why on earth I then want to get myself, into this sort of mess. To be honest; at this point I have no idea. I guess I want new experiences and move away from my comfort zone.  This subject might come up again here, but for this moment I´m getting a bit depressed so if someone would have a way to cheer me up, regarding my Au pair plans, it would be awesome.

See you…



27 Aug 2012

Sick And So On..

Hey Nobody!

So today I experienced the very first day of the week. The very beloved Monday.  My Finnish teacher decided to read out loud some examples of essays. For my joy she picked mine, and to make it even better she chose to remind the whole class that I was the writer behind the masterpiece. To top this day, I have flu. I refused to feel sorry for myself so TADAA I bought a mudcake, not much of a surprise to anyone who knows me. The cute cashier thought that the cake would be shared, but was badly mistaken: I ate it all by myself. (again a new surprise) This evening I have accomplished a lot: written a essay about how consumption is a terrible thing, how advertisements all over tells us that new things makes us happy and how we build up our identity based on materialism. So as a summary;  I have saved the world with my unique words of wisdom.

Yours only

26 Aug 2012

The Very First Post


Since I have known that there are people blogging about their shit lives, I have tried to get my hands off the fridge, so that they could instead work with the rest of the body and start blogging as well. The other problem that I have faced, is that I have no idea what this blog should consist of, one thing I can though guaranty; this won´t be one of those fashion blogs or I-went-to the-movies- with-my-friends-blogs. Okay I shouldn’t make promises of that kind. Nobody knows. Maybe I´ll be the next Kenza. If you´re still reading this, here comes the Introduction; I´m seventeen, at least for the next 3 months, and I´m also a food loving person. Yes, I admit I suck at this information sharing moment about me. But hey I really made an effort. The thing is I´m too cool to be explained by words, or sadly I´m just boring.

Well bye suckers, I’ll continue watching Sherlock (okey I should be sleeping)…

..and PS for you guys who don´t understand English for some reason, please don´t use Google Translator for your own safety.