Home All Day and Having Great Ideas

Having all this snot sucked up in my head I feel quite high. I´m not even sure why my fingers are producing a text, when, I obviously have nothing smart to say (not that I ever really have). But as I have promised myself to try to write often, I will tell you a story: Namely I have decided that next year I will change into a babysitter, a jack-of-all-trades and foreign slave to some lucky family.

I will become an Au pair, to be more precise. There is though a few problems to tackle: one, I´m not sure if I will even graduate from High School, taking my motivation into consideration two: I have never really taken care of a child, not even my lovely little brother (Yes I´m a terrible sister), three; the families seems to be searching for a perfect human being . Here is a terrific example taken from Aupair-world.com:

-You MUST be friendly, enthusiastic, trustworthy, full of initiative,

love spending time with kids, and will have lots of ideas of how to entertain the girls

- You will need to be happy, positive, energetic and patient!                                                     

- You need to be able to cook good healthy meals

- You need to speak and write good English

- You will need to help with the laundry and ironing as well as light
household chores - for example to tidy up after playtime - we have a
cleaner once a week

- You need to work approx. 40 hours a week plus one night of babysitting
and will need to be flexible in the school holidays..............

 Are they fucking kidding me (excuse me for my language)? For an example who can require a person to be HAPPY? You know I would love to know, where that button of choosing to be flawless is located on my body. Show me somebody who actually meets all the requirements and will give up eating and begin my stripping-carrier in a church. Okay if you are hiding Frankenstein the second, feel free to keep her locked in the basement.

So now someone might ask me why on earth I then want to get myself, into this sort of mess. To be honest; at this point I have no idea. I guess I want new experiences and move away from my comfort zone.  This subject might come up again here, but for this moment I´m getting a bit depressed so if someone would have a way to cheer me up, regarding my Au pair plans, it would be awesome.

See you…