An update from the jungle

I'm not dead. But I have lost my appetite and that tells a lot. Few hours ago I called  an ambulance, and hopefully she is breathing. People are strange, they ignore me and after not talking to me even once, they put 3 cupcakes in my face. While sitting alone and observing Redrama perfome a girl says that she has never seen me as happy. When I try to laugh at her rubbish sarcasm, she explains how my eyes even sparkle of joy and I realize that she is dead serious. The worst "customer" of Culture Carnival goes to you who on four occasions bought retro t-shirts and apparently thought that the whole family back home need at least one shirt for every day of the year. And I'm terribly sorry that you didn't get that XL t-shirt for you father, XXL would have been waaay to big.  And if anyone wonders: the t- shirts were 2€ each.  If you're a 13 year-old-boy I can give you a precious advice; don't try to hit on me and especially don't tell me in advance of your intensions. In five hours I will be in the kitchen and helping them to create a mess.... Now the hard floor wants to sleep with me. 

 

Laters!