Two thousand and (who gives a fuck) thirteen

A blank page, a new beginning or just something I would call Bullshit. Within 24 hours the world will be celebrating the opening of a new year (2013 if you just woke up from a coma) and billions of promises and wishes will be made. I get the idea of wanting a Change but come on: let´s face it: most of you are just a bunch of idiots or my servants as I prefer to call you, so just lay down and see that you have already lost the game. But when normal people have probably been working on making themselves better in at least some sort of way not that any actual progress has taken place, I have reached a whole new level of laziness. I have stopped to give a single fuck. And mostly my education has had to take the hard hits of me not getting up from the bed in the morning.

And now you might think that my life has become more boring, because I haven’t been blogging much lately. At this moment so many things are going on in my life that I have considered getting a diary so that if I one day happen to become old and boring I might take look at the glorious days of my youth. But as I already mentioned, I’m lazy and I wouldn’t risk wasting my time on writing things with my bare hands (Note: bare hands should be pronounced with a massive amount of aggression).  Yes, so what could I tell you about my life without really exposing really anything? Firstly I think there is a great possibility that me, “the past anti-drugs person and anti-anything that could be thought as teenage behavior”, might become a future alcoholic and maybe fat, and also probably uglier. And saying this I’m not very pleased but as I am lazy I won’t be trying to get rid of any unhealthy habits. I have also discovered a really sad thing about myself, I might be heartless and I just deleted half of my text not completely bore you out with my “ I like to keep it real and just ignore all emotional drama and that crying is only allowed when watching my favorite characters dying on the Internet”

So I wish you all a happy fucking new year and hopefully you will be all making a hell of mess of your fabulous lives!